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How are you feeling so far, this winter? Managing to stave off the inevitable coagulation of your viscous bits? Keeping in the pink of health? Or have you succumbed, like most of Melbourne, to the slimy, snotty, red nosed misery … More..

Ah mothers, what would we do without them? Well bugger all actually, we’d probably still be hovering around in our father’s testicles like an embarrassing old heirloom, watching the clock (I said the clock) and occasionally entering ‘who has the … More..

“There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.”  – Ernest Hemmingway “Make the most of yourself….for that is all there is of you.”  – Ralph Waldo Emerson “I’m … More..

I had rather a lot of fun researching this week’s blog, as the key search words were ‘Biggest Celebrity Social Media Mistakes.’ Oh Lara Bingle, she does make me laugh. I’ve noticed that after her unending breeze of blunders on … More..

While rummaging through my neighbour’s bins in the alley behind my house, looking for minor trinkets such as bank statements, Medicare receipts, deeds to the property et al, I came across the most curious manuscript. A battered moleskin bound in … More..

It is a truth universally acknowledged that when you are single, spending time in the company of couples, particularly new couples, sucks balls. Even for those who are currently residing in the love shack of dreams, watching an overtly PDA … More..